There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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