perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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