Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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