There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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