just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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