he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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