Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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