so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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