we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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