can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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