I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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