yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Randomize