Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize