Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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