Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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