Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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