So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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