So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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