Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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