I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
and you fell through a lawn chair
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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