It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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