Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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