oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm just crazy horny about you
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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