why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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