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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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