Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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