I will die if light touches me.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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