similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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