I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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