I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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