dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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