Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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