is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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