with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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