i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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me + whiskey = a bad person
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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