i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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