I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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I will be naked everywhere
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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