This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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