textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Life is so much better after having sex.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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