Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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