How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
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when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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