This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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