I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Pants are for mortals
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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