apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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