I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
NoShamevember. You game?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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