why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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