U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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