Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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