If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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