i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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